You’re so vain, I bet you think this post is about you…. Kidding but what’s it like to buy influence? Does it get you anything? Do people think more highly of you for having more Instagram followers? Like in real life, you can pay people to like you online. Here’s how, if you were a d-bag marketer, you’d do that.
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Ask Nicole Weekly Series: BBW (Big Beautiful Websites)
OMG Becky, look at her image folder. It is soooo big.
OK just kidding. But maybe your website is taking 8 seconds to load or is too big to back up. If it was a bank, it would be too big to fail but your BBW is costing you money and time, trust me. This video talks about how to figure out if your site is slow and if so, what’s making it crawl.
Ask Nicole Weekly Series: Fake Reviews
This series is informally titled “If I Was A Marketing D-Bag” discusses worst marketing practices, which we are aware of but don’t do because I enjoy sleeping at night running a non-scammy business. This week we’ll discuss fake reviews: where to buy them, how to spot a fake, and why people even bother.
Ask Nicole Weekly Series: Ad Naseum
In this ‘If I Was A Marketing D-bag’ installment where we talk about marketing tactics we were use if we were a bunch of jerks who had no moral compass and just wanted to take your money. This week’s edition is how to run spammy ads, mainly on Facebook and Instagram. We’ll talk remarketing pixels, cookie notices, and other compliant fun!
Ask Nicole Weekly Series: Top Rank In Google
Today’s topic is going to be a longer running topic called ‘If I Was A Marketing D-Bag’ where I discuss things I could do and know exist but won’t do because I enjoy sleeping at night. All about gross ‘SEO’ stuff: how to spot fake services, how to know what works, and what you have control over generally.
Start With Awesome Webinar
A webinar about confident copywriting hosted by Katie Rice-Guter and Nicole Ouellette
Ask Nicole Weekly Series: Retargeting Ad Naseum
Today’s topic is going to be a longer running topic called ‘If I Was A Marketing D-Bag’ where I discuss things I could do and know exist but won’t do because I enjoy sleeping at night. All about retargeting via ads.
Ask Nicole Weekly Series: Buying Reviews (If You Were A Marketing D-Bag Series)
Today’s topic is going to be a longer running topic called ‘If I Was A Marketing D-Bag’ where I discuss things I could do and know exist but won’t do because I enjoy sleeping at night. All about buying online reviews.
What I’m Doing To Prepare My Business For This Pandemic To Keep Going
This is gonna keep going. Here’s how I will too.